Archive for December, 2007

Giving Gifts To Women

Friday, December 28th, 2007

I’ll throw it out there that there is no amazing gift to give a woman or a girlfriend. It can be anything, (well almost anything, try to stay away from action figures… I suppose) there is one important thing:
It needs to have a story.
What is this story about? Here are some examples:

How much you think […]

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Smell Better… or Try To Seem Hygienic

Monday, December 17th, 2007

You may think you smell okay, alright or satisfactory. If you ask anyone else, you’re not likely to get an honest answer. For example, my brother has a habit of saying a smell like shit, all the time. Your mum would likely have a habit of saying you smell okay all the time. You don’t […]

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Practice on all RL Girls

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

If you’re trying to build up skills to talk to that gorgeous girl, practice on the ugly less… visually gifted first. The reason I put “RL” (real-life) in the title is that if you go try and suck up to “girls” you meet in RPGs, they usually:

have a boyfriend (or boyfriends)
have a giant male entourage […]

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A Girl Wants a Man She Can Be Proud Of

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

A girl wants a man she can talk about. She wants a man that she can bring to this year’s Christmas (or Hanukkah, I suppose) party or to bring home to her family. Not just family situation, what if you’re being brought into her friend’s circle? You can’t look or smell like you stayed up […]

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