Getting a Girlfriend

You’re no Gandalf.
Chances are, if you’re reading this, puberty hasn’t happened that long ago. That aside, there aren’t women out there who will melt at the site of patchy facial. (don’t go through the effort of proving me wrong, you will only waste your time) They also won’t melt at those seal whiskers you have […]

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If you bite your fingernails, your fingernails will generally look disgusting. It’s like looking at a clump of dry skin on someone’s face, what with all the skin bits dangling everywhere and junk.
If you’re going to whine about the fact that it’s a habit, you can’t stop, etc. then, clearly you aren’t motivated enough to […]

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