Getting a Girlfriend

***This article is sarcastic***

If you’re sitting behind her in class, be sure to stare at her. I recommended sitting at an angle that betters your odds at seeing a side boob. Eventually, if she sees your starting at her, she will take initiative, and take you out to dinner.
Add her on msn and greet her […]

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If you sit down with your guy friends and start rambling and pissing on yourself why the high school jock got the girl and you’re stuck with looking at her facebook pictures, shut up.
Noone wants to hear about it. Think about your situation constructively, and instead of going all emo and crying like a baby […]

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