Getting a Girlfriend

You’re no Gandalf.

Chances are, if you’re reading this, puberty hasn’t happened that long ago. That aside, there aren’t women out there who will melt at the site of patchy facial. (don’t go through the effort of proving me wrong, you will only waste your time) They also won’t melt at those seal whiskers you have on your upper lip. These each show a lack of hygiene. In simple words, that means it’s disgusting. Guys like men who are clean-shaven and show some sort of initiative in making themselves presentable.

It takes literally 5 minutes in the morning to go over your face in the morning. The more you put it off, the bigger pain in the ass it is to keep up.

Three hairs coming out of your chin is not a goatee.