Getting a Girlfriend

It’s not enough to care for someone, the person has to feel cared for.

Well, how would you feel if you had a female friend just doesn’t seem to give a fuck about you. Yes it would blow. So what you have to do is this: If you can think of ways to show that you care without coming off as creepy. You’ve gotten one step closer to nailing her.

Here are some examples:

• Notice a new haircut - Give a short and sweet compliment. Try not to mention Gandalf or the woman from The Fifth Element. “Nice new haircut” To the point, and you don’t come off as a stalker.
• Give a sincere compliments - If you think her black top really goes well with her red pants. Tell her. Keep these to a minimum so you don’t sound like a homosexual. “You know what? I really like that shirt.”
• Does She Look Sad? Ask Her About it - You probably don’t care, and you don’t have to. “Are you okay? It seems like something is bothering you.” Use that one sparingly and try to avoid insinuating something is WRONG with her or that she looks terrible. BAD: “You look terrible, is there something wrong with you?”

The best part is, practice these things on other people. Things like this will not only help get you a girlfriend, but also escalate in your guild’s ranks or something.