Getting a Girlfriend

If you sit down with your guy friends and start rambling and pissing on yourself why the high school jock got the girl and you’re stuck with looking at her facebook pictures, shut up.

Noone wants to hear about it. Think about your situation constructively, and instead of going all emo and crying like a baby bitch, figure out your course of action.

Usually, these pity parties will end up with “boohooo he’s a useless human being and I’m so special” or “booohooo I was going to ask her out but he beat me to it”.

There’s a difference between him and you. Although he’s got the IQ of a cucumber, he has initiative. Instead of sulking on the bus ride home and rushing to get on the next Guild Raid, he probably went to football practice, and then walked home, and thought of a plan. It likely wasn’t an intelligent one, but he did something. Instead of writing poems and crying on grouphug.us, he went and talked to her about his day, her day, and one thing lead to another, and they’re seeing each other.

You fucked up. You don’t need to have three concussions to be like him. You just need initiative. You need to do something, anything. Anything that brings you closer to your goal will work. Somehow, I just don’t think that involves the newest World of Warcraft Expansion Pack.

Close this browser window and do something. What’s stopping you? Just do what he does, with more brains.