Getting a Girlfriend

I’ve compiled a list of things you should know before you even start reading this blog:

Most Important

You have to want to change. If you seriously want this, you will seriously consider what I’m trying to say. If you dont’ want to change, don’t bother reading this article, and go look at anime and cry yourself to sleep wondering why you can’t get laid.

Less Important, but doesn’t mean you can skip over it

Learn how to take a step back and have a look from a 3rd person’s point of view. If you look into the mirror and you see god’s gift to women, but the only tits you’ve ever touched are those of your 200 pound clanmate when you gave him a titty twister, there’s a problem.

What I’m going to say targets a general audience. If I say that bringing up how many times you beat Final Fantasy 7 in dinner conversation is probably a bad idea, it’s generally true, but there’s always exceptions, especially if you’re trying to get a 180 pound hambeast girlfriend. In which case, follow up the FF7 conversation with how many times you beat Final Fantasy 8.

I’ve been through this, I am/was you. I’m not some male model, I’m nothing special. I used to log 5+ hours a day on the computer outside of school and wear a Guild Wars t-shirt to school.

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